pock-o rock-o

short for "pocket rocket" aka a dildo

She was buzzin wit her pock-o rock-o in school.

by Audiomaster March 11, 2004

kult of the dead rock star

The greatest rock and roll band on planet earth.

Kult of the dead rock star are suprisingly big in France.

by Slevyn Skenska August 04, 2003

the dirty rocking horse with a straw tail

well just an old rocking horse that you sit on and just rock back and forth and by then by turning it on it side, now that the person is warmed up and streched, the horse handles are inserted any way you want it anal or vaginal, it is generally used as a fat girls or guys plaything or love friend, after wards you suck the handles to get all juices and fecal matter off, so the tail is to wipe your ass and the smell keeps your friends and family away so you can enjoy the investment you have earned horse, fat chick, boyfriend,girlfriend, lovehorse

Damn, my rocking horse with a straw tail was sold to a fat chick for a long lasting love relationship. I am going to miss the long 23 hour riding days.

by thurgud the terrible June 05, 2004

rock out with your cock out

At my boys house we rocked out with our cocks out as the ladies came into his room

David: Yo the chicks are coming...rock out with your cock out!

Frankie and Brandon: WHAT!?!? OK! (rocking out with their cocks out for the ladies)

derived from the hebrews.

by Salter April 17, 2006

too much rock for one hand

The traditional "rock hand" symbol (invented by KISS supposedly), but with a slightly homosexual twist. The sign is made by putting the middle, index, and ring fingers under the thumb of that hand. Then the end pinkeys are extended to their height. Fortunately, this signal is most often used in a mocking way to make fun of over-zealous rock fanatics. The traditoinal rock hand looks better (along with a head bang) so keep rocking.

Dude this rock show rocks! It rocks like so rockin much that i just gotta rock it with both my rockin hands, man, cuz like, its too much rock for one hand! ROCKIN! (makes said gayass symbol)

by MJ Kip March 08, 2006

real good, real hot, rock hard

1) A term used to express facetious attractiveness found in individuals who are haggard. First employed by Carol's boss from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!

2) A expression used to induce a sense of enjoyment from an object.

1) Look at that homeless woman! Real good, real hot, rock hard!

2) How's that coffee mug treating you?
- Real good, real hot, rock hard!

by Gormory Wexler October 22, 2008

I need rock hard dick

I want rock hard dick inside of my pussy if u r a gay boy u want it inside the asshole

I love rock hard cock and being gay

and a

You: same dad
I need rock hard dick mom
Mum: shore I'll shove my rock hard dick inside u

by I love my wife gi hun October 19, 2021