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Front Seat Back Seat Dilemma

When you aren't quite able to choose if you're going to kick it in the front seat, or sit in the back seat. Often you aren't even sure if there is room in either sections of the car.
Rebecca Black: Kickin' in the front seat, sittin in the back seat. Which seat can I taaaaaaakke?

-As you can see, it can be quite the Front Seat Back Seat Dilemma.
by RoboCat April 11, 2011
mugGet the Front Seat Back Seat Dilemmamug.

Back Door Blood Belch

The outcome of a forced anal entry, results in bleeding. After passing wind forms a bloody belch.
Timmy raped his father resulting in a back door blood belch.
by Serial45 August 6, 2010
mugGet the Back Door Blood Belchmug.

Laid back kind of guy

A term used to describe unoriginal North American guys on internet dating web sites.

These guys are probably very nice people, but they don't bring much to the table, as the most interesting way they describe themselves is:

"I'm a laid back kind of guy who likes music, movies, and hanging out with friends."

A laid back kind of guy usually knows the fundamentals of acoustic guitar, loves Dave Matthews Band, and went backpacking in Europe to have sex.
He's cute, but he looks like a laid back kind of guy. He'll probably play Wonderwall on his acoustic to impress me.
by windowseat July 30, 2006
mugGet the Laid back kind of guymug.
Putting Humpty Dumpty back together means that someone has accomplished a very difficult if not impossible task.
Spending the weekend with me and making sure that I was healthy was no less feat than "put humpty dumpty back toghther"
by Modak May 13, 2014
mugGet the put humpty dumpty back toghthermug.

hit me back with the dilly yo

Get back to me and let me know the status on that my good friend
by spiderman April 30, 2003
mugGet the hit me back with the dilly yomug.

anal swab my back

I'm just sayings all.... anal swab my back.
by lada October 7, 2005
mugGet the anal swab my backmug.

Hogging out your back hole

This is the act of widening out your asshole as to be able to drive a semi truck through that shit
Did you see grandma in the bathroom "hogging out her back hole?"

Holy shit Tina are you done "hogging out your back hole?"
by two lips April 18, 2010
mugGet the Hogging out your back holemug.

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