National slap ass day

September 27th will be the day you will be able to slap any girls or guys ass and not get in legal trouble.

“ I really want to slap Amy’s ass, but I don’t want to get into trouble.” “Don’t worry! Today is national slap ass day!”

by Tn1yah September 26, 2022

March Slap Ass Month

this month is march and is the third month of the year and because the word ass this month will be honor slapping asses this will be one of the few months the you can slap your friends , girls ass you just need to say march slap ass (this is not gay ) so for this whole month you can slap anyone ass

me:one day I slapped a girls ass she got mad but i told her the it was march slap ass month

by Guzman_boy February 13, 2020

Cow Slapping

When a cow knocks your grandma to the ground and pulls out it's cock and begins raping them in front of you, mooing very loudly. The cow then inhales helium and flies away.

Yo, Jared my grandma got a CRAZY cow slapping this morning.

by Slimey Zebra September 5, 2025

Slap

Sounds like a plan

“We should link up when I get in town tomorrow”
“Ok, slap”

by DbleR June 16, 2023

bitch slap

if anyone knocks you out with a slap that's and bitch slap

Son: mom I failed the test
Mom: *bitch slaps*
Son: *knocked out cold*

by The god 2 October 8, 2021

bitch slap

To disrespectfully slap someone in the face with an open hand. The implication is that the person being slapped is not manly enough to be worthy of a real punch, Different from a "pimp slap", which uses the back of the hand and is usually disciplinary.

im gonna bitch slap the little bitch

by fuckthemniqqas May 30, 2024

Sink slapping

Where you slap your dick on a sink

Last night me and the boys went out sink slapping

by talkepitsbender April 26, 2022