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SIMP

A simp is a rare medical condition in which a individual has unknown urges to be with a significant other for a prolonged period of time rather then spending valuable time with the boys!
Noun: Look its a simp
Verb : Kyle is simping over a girl
Adjective: Kyle is simpy
by clinyard April 6, 2023
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Straight Simping

A term used by lesbians when simping for a straight girl
Hannah’s straight simping again. This time for Maya.”

Hannah: “How could I not she’s so cute
by track.fruit22 May 24, 2022
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Simp

Aaron really simps for that one girl, huh?
by Shocklink November 23, 2020
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by Oedig January 11, 2021
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Simp

Someone who intentionally goes to the locker bay to see their crush walk past.
Someone who stays up late to talk to their crush when they know they should sleep.
Someone who stares at their crush in class begging for them to look a them back.
Someone who gets butterflies way too easy.
Someone that would pick up their crushes pen when the pen is closer to the crush.
Someone that day dreams scenarios about their crush.
Someone that would make themselves look nice in the morning just for their crush.
Someone that would buy fly kicks to get their crush's attention.
Someone that would stare at their crush and stalk their social medias.
Someone that takes drugs or drinks while thinking of their crush.
Someone that relates love songs to their crush.
Someone that can't get their crush out of their mind.
Someone that laughs loud to get their crush's attention.
Someone that changes themselves for their crush.
Someone that can become unhealthily addicted to thinking of their crush kissing them.
Someone that wears nice underwear just incase they get lucky with their crush.

Someone that puts lipgloss on in front of their crush purposefully.

Someone that talks about their crush all the time but even when they try not to they still do.
Someone that can't focus on their homework because of their crush.

Someone that would do their crush's homework for free.
Someone that smiles when they crush's name is mentioned.
Someone that would do anything to get with their crush.
"Hey Cait, look who is coming in the room"
*Cait blushes and grins super wide*
"Shut up bro!"
"you're such a simp, Cait!"
by PearlJamSimp May 24, 2022
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ben (simp 1) : "caleb stop simping"

caleb (simp 2): "bro I aint ko, your the simp"
by harris barfoot September 1, 2020
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Simp

by sadasdafafaf August 3, 2021
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