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Yakima Yak-off

To pose as a Immigration Officer wannabe. Self described as "I.C.E.M.A.N." the enforcer of all immigration laws. Known locally as "PoonBoy."
Dude's Yakima Yak-off posin' like a big dog...
by boppa23 April 28, 2011
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getting off of E

Phrase used by Opiate addicts to describe coming out of withdrawal,or coming off of empty.Satiating your bodies craving for more opiates.
Oh man,I need to find some dope so I can get off E!I feel terrible.Getting off of E is My biggest priority right now!
by Buzz1270 March 18, 2013
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Going off topic

What I do too much of the time when I'm trying to write stories. I can never finish them because I get distracted too much by the kids in the neighborhood pissing around outside an contracting STDs. Which I don't think is good given that they're 10-14 year olds. When I was their age I had to walk 3 miles to school and sneak past a roman blockade. Kids these days have it too damn easy. They eat 4 times as much as they need because they're spoiled little brats. In Africa children are starving and being conscripted into child armies.

Where was I? Oh yeah, STDs. It stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease. You get them from unprotected sex. Sluts have them. It's all fun and games until you get one.
Guy 1: I had unproctected sex with this hot blonde! Then I got an STD
Guy 2: ouch man.
Guy 3: we're going off topic from talking about the test this morning.
by WaffleGhost April 16, 2014
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jag off race

When two people driving in front of you are going the same speed and the jag off in the fast lane won't move over.(in Pittsburgh)
I would of been on time but I got stuck in a jag off race.
by Tomaykoplumbing May 11, 2016
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get off me

an exclamation used when another person has challenged your stance on something and been proven wrong
"See, you're girlfriend is a slut. Get off me."
by Drew Damon November 8, 2003
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OFF DA HIZZLE

Yo Dawg! That chick I met in da club last night was off da hizzle fa shizzle!! She could suck da chrome of a 57 Chevy! Yo, check it out ma negro, she's got a friend that she wants to hook up with you!! So later on tonight, we will be hittin skins! It's gonna be off da hizzle cuz!
by DANTANA December 6, 2006
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cracking one off

noun. from English slang terminology. The act of masturbation. v. to masturbate.
"where's jim?"
"probably upstairs cracking one off to some midget porn"
by Olly J February 6, 2005
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