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Buttering the bagel

The act of ejaculating on an asshole and spreading it around with a male genitalia
Holy shit Jennifer me and the pastor was buttering the bagel night.
by ieatasswithaspoon August 21, 2021
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Dad Butter

Large pats of butter on any kind of bread. Usually deemed gross to us as children but, somehow is delicious as an adult. Preferably salted butter to appreciate the sweet / savory combination.
Hey, “grab me a piece of toasted bread with some Dad Butter please.”
by Birdy96 August 23, 2021
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buttered donuts

"These buttered donuts are the bomb!"
by Hamburger <: August 27, 2021
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Nutter butter bars

The sex act of tying to butter faced girls together and Cumming on them
2 butter faced girls let me make Nutter butter bars
by Cretioon September 1, 2021
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Butter

Very smooth. Gon' pop like trouble. GETTING READY TO BREAK RECORDS ARMY. Dance pop track, very cardio.

You'll listen to it an unhealthy number of time.

Breaking into your heart like that.
Person 1: Have you heard butter?
Person 2: Get it, let it roll!
by keyboardsmeesh June 2, 2021
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Peanut Butter Elder

When you are having sex from the side, you secretly poo in your hand, slap her in the face with it while asking what her name is, and hold on. She’ll be too mad/confused to tell her you her name, while also looking like an elderly person who fell and can’t get up.
I gave Martha a peanut butter elder last Saturday, and she’s been trying to move in ever since.
by DallasWithTheWhiteHair June 8, 2021
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BBQ Butter

A popular version of butter presented at the table as a Butter Block having had a Phalis imprinted into it. What a conversation starter over a Knob of corn.

INSTRUCTIONS.
1) Use a large (or small) block of butter.
2) Allow butter to soften to a moldable texture

3) Press the male phalis (real or fake) into the butter to a recognisable impressed shape
4) Refrigerate again.
5) Place on BBQ table closest to target guest.
Here Felicity, would you like some BBQ Butter on your knob?
Or
Hi Simone, will this hit the spot?
by Miccas Yesac June 13, 2021
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