Simps-R-US

When caitlonias says " I love you *** **** , you are my bestfreind and my favorite person and I want to breed with you so hard"

Can you believe it? Its like simps-R-US over here

by Hugh janus888 June 13, 2021

Simp

A simp is basically a tryhard when it comes to pursuing women except they're stuck at a low rank

Haha SIMP!

by dictionarier July 7, 2020

Simp

A boy who changes his personality for a girl he likes (what a loser)

Boi: Have you seen jess? shes beautiful! but im scared to compliment her...
Boi 2: dude, your such a simp!

by Introvert lmao August 3, 2020

Simp

A simp is a guy who will act all sweet and like a nice guys to a woman just to sleep with her or get nudes. He’s a player.

Don’t mess with him, that guys a total simp.

by SIMP DESTROYER February 2, 2020

Simp

The world defines a Simp as a simple person who lacks common sense; a fool or a simpleton. Or as slang for a man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal. The real definition of a Simp is any fool that attacks another man for sticking up for a woman that was victimized.

George: Jane was drunk again, so I told her to get lost. She didn't listen, so I knocked her out.

Carl: You're not much of a man if you if didn't show her out the door. I mean, how hard is it to remove a teetering drunk woman?

Chad: Hey! Don't talk to my brother George like that! You know nothing about Jane!

Carl: I know enough about her from stories I heard from the locals, so shut your damn mouth you Simp.

by Apollyon the Kenite July 29, 2020

Simp

When you’ll do anything for somebody that you love<3. And let them do whatever to you ;)). I am a simp for John B, JJ maybank, Cameron Murray, Ceaser from On my Block and that’s pretty much it ;))

Damn I simp for him 😩

by Ella the simp September 29, 2021

simp

what you are

Jamal: yo this kid over there is such a simp
Jamal’s Friend: jit trippin rlly thinking hes gonna pull

by jittripp1n January 11, 2023