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Jesus Slap

When you are so sure about something but you get biblically proven wrong. When it feels like you just got slapped.
They are such a jerk I don't like them, I don't have to love them.
But the Bible says in 1 John 4:11 "Dear friends, since God had so loved us, we also ought to love one another."
So yeah, you do have to love them. JESUS SLAP!!
by Angggellla June 3, 2017
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Lobster slap

When you go to have sex but they've had crabs for more than 8 weeks
Bill: That prostitute just lobster slapped me
Joe: fuuuckkk man
Bill: It's gonna take weeks to get rid of it
by X_x.Butnuggets.x_X May 12, 2018
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Slap Romy day

This day is the 4th of every month. During this time, you slap anyone called Romy that you know. This applies especially if they like anime. There is only one rule: you must slap the person hard.
Jim: I feel like there is something special about this day
Carl: yes! Its slap Romy day
Jim: OMG! Does that mean I get to slap her!
Carl: yep
Jim: *slaps Romy extremely hard*
Romy *screams so loud all the windows break*
by LordMystery December 3, 2019
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noodle slapping

The Asian version of sword fighting has to have two people of Asian decent
Ex. Ching-A-Chong Ling: hey do you want to noodle slapping with me
Yo-Yo: that's gay but alright
by Tweet th March 12, 2018
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National slap ass day

September 27th will be the day you will be able to slap any girls or guys ass and not get in legal trouble.
“ I really want to slap Amy’s ass, but I don’t want to get into trouble.” “Don’t worry! Today is national slap ass day!”
by Tn1yah September 26, 2022
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