Beaning

Depending on context, either having explosive diarrhea or ejaculating aggressively. In both cases, the volume of shit/cum produced must greatly exceed the expected quantity.

Person 1: "Check out this instagram model's hot tits"
Person 2: "Oh my god I'm beaning!"
Person 1: "Dude! You beaned all over the floor what the fuck!"

by Fridrich the unloved September 18, 2023

Bed Bean

A person who lounges in bed, usually with an electronic, a snack, or both. Can be used intermittently with couch potato.

"Dude, Dave's been laying in bed all day, a total bed bean. It's actually kind of concerning at this point."

by FermentedOJ December 1, 2020

jealous bean

A person who is jealous but cute at the same time.

- I'm not jealous of his wife, it's just... It's kinda sad that someone who I've spent so much time with, had chosen another person over me.
- Awww, you're such a jealous bean.

by Gramonhadtobereal January 31, 2018

beaning

similar to nutting, except you are allot more bored (see Quaranbean)

A- "want to hang out"
B-"nah, ive got some serious beaning to do"

by Nerd_Rages April 1, 2020

Bakin your beans

Gay term used for homosexual sex

I was bakin your beans last night daddio.

by Jackellllluy December 5, 2019

Beans

Beans are something wonderful! you can eat them, suck them, and lick them! they can give you gas Gas GAS!!!! and if you eat them with taco bell then say goodbye to your toilet. beans are an easy way to get girls alllllll dayyyy
they are very poggers

Me and the bois at 3 AM looking for BEANS!!!

by anonymous July 29, 2021

Beans

specifically Heinz Beans

*Twitch streamer has beans*

*The whole chat* THIS MOTHER FUCKER EATIN' BEANS

by Chew how feel Gum it Five November 16, 2021