by Alex Fonz March 4, 2022

noun• exactly like how it sounds.
An alternative to saying a girl has a big butt. Almost like “junk in the trunk”, but modernized.
An alternative to saying a girl has a big butt. Almost like “junk in the trunk”, but modernized.
by BigTasty10 December 6, 2017

Is a reference to a spoilt desert dish, normally used as a gag at frat parties. The general act of cake is when one defecates into some unfortunate unsuspecting individuals gateau, laughs mischievously, replaces the top of the gateau and leaves the room.
Said victim, proceeds to scoff the pudding suspecting that gandma has forgotten the appropriate place to empty her colostomy bag.
Said victim, proceeds to scoff the pudding suspecting that gandma has forgotten the appropriate place to empty her colostomy bag.
Said victim - 'Nan, if you keep shitting in my gateau, it's going to a real...'
Nan - 'If you criticize my baking skills again I will shit into your wellington boots, I have never baked a Cake in my life!'
Said victim - 'What is a Cake?'
Nan - 'I don't know look it up on urban dictionary'
Said victim - 'They would never have the balls to put that up'
Nan - 'This is becoming a bit repetitive now, they're just doing their job'
Nan - 'If you criticize my baking skills again I will shit into your wellington boots, I have never baked a Cake in my life!'
Said victim - 'What is a Cake?'
Nan - 'I don't know look it up on urban dictionary'
Said victim - 'They would never have the balls to put that up'
Nan - 'This is becoming a bit repetitive now, they're just doing their job'
by Iron Balls Billy October 2, 2012

by Tbag March 8, 2017

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by maplemcnamara October 28, 2022

When you receive a boner whilst belly flopping into a hard or rough surface and/or before breaking surface tension of water
“I was swimming one time and got a boner while bellyflopping into the pool, I then landed on said boner and now it resembles that of a peen cake”
by The most smooth peen April 5, 2024
