Poop Back

The action of leaving a social gathering under the pretence of needing to check on something urgently, but really it's because you need to poop in the comfort of your own home.

She'll poop back home to check on the dog.
He pooped back home to check he hadn't left the hob on

by idiot99 June 20, 2019

Poop

A mushy brown cake that is usually warm.

That poop tasted so good

by Happyfartcake124 June 20, 2019

Poop Your Shirt

When you suck at something so bad that you’ve done past pooped your pants! The poop has now entered the shirt region!
You can do no worse that pooping your shirt!

Poop your shirt: Verb.
To do a task so terrible that it’s compared to an infant dedicating all over themselves

Ex: Man, I really pooped my shirt on that last test!
Ex: Good Luck, Don’t Poop Your Shirt

by Jordangit1 March 25, 2019

Poop

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by Poop 5000 March 25, 2019

poop

the brown thing that exits through the anis...

mom i have to put my poop in the sink and flush the shower

by Trump from the govrnment March 27, 2019

Poop

Poop means a brown solid that forms in your abdomen by mixing a different variety of food. At some point, you will want to go poop

Me: Damn. I ate so much food!

(1 hour later)
Me: OMG! I GOT TO POOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by lIL POTATO HEAD March 27, 2019

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by pornking34567 March 31, 2019