Dirty Gary

The act of passing out on the toilet while taking a shit when you're drunk and leaving the door open so everyone can see your small hairy wiener.

Kaitlyn: I have to go pee really bad!

Adam: Well that's too bad. Garrett's pulling a Dirty Gary in the washroom and I don't think you wanna go in there. Go pop a squat on the stairs.

by Xulander November 11, 2009

Dirty Machado

1. The act of wiping a shit covered cock across the vaginal lips of one's partner's vagina, post anal sex.
2. The cock sucker who plays shortstop for the Los Angeles Dodgers (2018).

1. "Bro, I was nailing her from behind and totally gave her a Dirty Machado!!"
2. "Did you see that prick kick the Brewers first baseman as he past? What a Dirty Machado!!!" or "that douche bag actually tried to punch that player in the balls as he was sliding into second! Dirty FUCKING Machado!!!!"

by the number 2 October 18, 2018

Dirty Cannon

The sexual act of pooping in one pants before getting several ice cubes shoved up ones rectum. Once several ice cubes have entered the asshole the person will ejaculate so hard that it results in Down syndrome.

Jerry: Hey man heard you scored last night?
Harry: No I totally struck out at the bar. But when I went home the boys gave me a Dirty Cannon and it really made my night

by derfferguson April 18, 2020

Dirty Attila

When a chubby dude takes a big whiff of poppers then shoots a huge load on your face.

I hope he gives me a Dirty Attila tonight I love his hot load all over my face

by BritneyB September 20, 2021

Dirty Ryder

The act of getting high off of gas fumes and making love to a down syndromatic clown

He is a dirty Ryder

by Kaezyo May 16, 2022

dirty indi

The dirty indi is where you make your partner vomit and proceed to use it as lube. Also referred to as the chunky monkey

Man that was crazy, me and isaac did the dirty indi last night! Was absolutely filthy!

by Remi the rat April 02, 2020

Dirty Devlin

When you have been smashed in the arse so hard it hurts you hit the pipe and go psycho

"Man that was a hard track day and my suspension sux, I gotta go Dirty Devlin to get through tonight"

by Sweepersweet April 24, 2020