Dirty Gary

The act of passing out on the toilet while taking a shit when you're drunk and leaving the door open so everyone can see your small hairy wiener.
Kaitlyn: I have to go pee really bad!

Adam: Well that's too bad. Garrett's pulling a Dirty Gary in the washroom and I don't think you wanna go in there. Go pop a squat on the stairs.
by Xulander November 10, 2009
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Dirty Joss

The sexual act of having an orgasm while sounding like Gary Neville when he commentated on the 2012 champions league semi-final. While singing the word “Bovril”
by cm9884 May 18, 2021
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the dirty kidnapper

While having intercourse in the doggy position. When your about to blow it, you grab a dirty sock, pull out, put your homemade chloroform on the sock, then grab her by the hair and hold the sock against her mouth and nose. If your looking for a ransom then video tape it and threaten to show it to her rich daddy.
Last night I did the dirty kidnapper to a chick and threatened her with the video. Looks like Ill be getting laid a lil more often.
by PinkPanther32 August 14, 2011
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dirty groove

Term used to describe a song with a sick beat and melody. Often has killer bass.
Can also be described by the feeling you get from a really really great song that gets you ''groovin''
Song must own ''badass'' qualities to qualify as a (dirty) groove, and not just a groovy tune.

''Damn, thats a dirty groove''

Please note : does not apply to main stream pop such as One Direction, Lady Gaga, etc..
by staceyabel September 18, 2013
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Dirty Hamish

when a man puts his index finger in an anus at the pub
Oh man, I was at the Oxford and got dirty hamished
by booze poos May 5, 2020
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dirty tito

When you take someone's person item and rub it across your smelly ass hole.
The Dirty Tito
- Tito grabbed Juan's power tool when he wasent looking and rubbed the handle acoss his ass, Juan can't figure out where that stench is coming from.
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Dirty honor

The art of getting thrown against every surface in a certain room, whilst being choked and having your hair pulled. However at the end it is required that they cum in your ear.
by Ethang69 April 25, 2020
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