Tits and top hats

Good, classy, excellent.

1. "Al Pacino's performance in The Godfather was really tits and top hats."

2. Bob: "Hey, how was the party last night?"

Matt: "Tits and top hats, dude. You missed out."

by Howlingcaliper June 17, 2012

tit chunker

The worst cunt muffin you can find. Think about what cunt muffins are then them double that. They are the stupidest cunts fuckers on the earth. The dumbest cock juggling thunder cunts you can think of

The tit chunker was saying he doesn't know how many earths he's been on.

by Sluttiest one June 30, 2017

Tit-picnic

A term referring to either a large gathering of chesty women or eating food off the breasts of an individual.

Example 1: "Dude it was a total tit-picnic at that strip club last night"

Example 2: "Licked chocolate syrup off my girl's boobs last night, best tit-picnic ever!"

by Crockopunch March 13, 2011

Shit tits

When you it's 3qm

Amber and adam leaving holiday we then realize holy shit tits I'm suppose to be at work and it's brrrr cold out!!!thus meaning it's also cold and rainy and we're late!!! Brrrr

by amberbooyah May 28, 2021

lop tit

A chick with boobs so off proportion that one of them seems to be a completely different size and height. Example one tit is of a 21 year old perky 34c and the other is of a 55 year old 38dd. Lop tit.

I think we can tell which tit was the favorite of this woman's kid. She's got one tit a c cup at eye level and one tit a d cup at belly button level. Lady has the definition of lop tits.

by BostonAlan August 3, 2017

Tit-Whizzle

A word created by Aidyn S. and posted Hope M. his girlfriend. A friendly endearing word to call a homie

What’s poppin’ my TIT-WHIZZLE

by Bad-bitch-disease March 27, 2022

Tits

Vulgar term for the female breasts. Tits are boner inducing, fun bags that range in color & size. Especially their nips. ALL tits are perfect in their own way. Natural small tits are perky and have a soft touch. While big fake tits are great for titty fucking and squeezing

Bro. Look at the TITS on this fucking whore.

by HornyPornoAddict November 24, 2023