tsukishima is hot i eat his hands

basically tsukishima is really hot and i kinda have a thing for hands so if im in a mood ill eat his hands

Me: damn look at tsukishimas hands they look like fries 😋😋
Yamaguchi: thats why my fav food is fries 😻😻
Me & Yamaguchi: tsukishima is hot i eat his hands

by TSUKKIYAMA May 20, 2021

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A hand in the bush is better than two birds.

A logical reversal of the old saying, " a bird in hand is better than two in a bush. Because people dont chase birds much anymore and a hand in the bush is much better.

Hey dude, a hand in the bush is better than two birds.

by rockinray October 21, 2012

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I would rather shit on my hands and clap

When someone would like you to go, do or attend something you rather wouldn't.

Friend: hey do you wanna go for a Nandos?
Me: I would rather shit on my hands and clap.

by Drbigman May 28, 2016

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wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which

You can take all of your wishes and wants, dreams, desires, and prayers, and put them all together....they still do not amount to shit.

Dad, I want a pony! Well, you can wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which one fills up faster.

by Papa Bubbles November 5, 2017

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One in the hand is worth two in the bush

A solo wank is better than two shags

Do you fancy a shag my lovely? Erm to be honest ' I'm going home to sort myself out ... You know what they say ... One in the hand is worth two in the bush'

by Wutanglou December 13, 2015

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