Urban Dictionary

Once upon a time a place where squares like me could catch up on lingo without having to look stupid by asking everyone what they were talking about. Now a place where people compete to display the most purile garbage they can while attempting to keep it legitimate-seeming.

Me 2010: Ah, I wonder why "Wally" means idiot in Cockney. I'll look it up on Urban Dictionary.
Shar-nay 2023: Hey, I thought of a word for when you wipe your ass and accidentally poke some poo inside your pussy! I'll post it on Urban Dictionary as a service to society.

by Frou-Frou December 14, 2023

Urban dictionary

The world's weirdest social media site

John: do you use urban dictionary?
Albert: no, I don't use social media

by Jonny wordsman December 17, 2023

Urban Dictionary

A website that you are on right now you dumbass, Urban Dictionary means literally nothing other than the website you are on

You are on the fucking Urban Dictionary right now

by Dumbass words December 18, 2023

ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS

that annoying button that appears below almost every definition. when you click on it, it will bring you to a page where you can pay to promote your website.

ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS is the most retarded sentence ever invented

by stereotypicallama July 5, 2023

urban dictionary

a way to know that you've hit rock bottom for entertainment in your life

Person 1: You're scrolling through the urban dictionary for fun?

Person 2: Yeah, I've hit rock bottom.

by peetsaisgoodfru July 7, 2023

ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS... wait what's that?

Just the boring message but SOMETHING IS OFF.

AYWSOUDIJ3C=ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS

AYDSOUDIJ3C=ADVERTISE YOUR DISCORD SERVER ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS

AYWSOUDIJ3C: hey I'm annoying wait who are you
OH NO ITS HIM HES BACK
AYDSOUDIJ3C:You thought you killed me,but secretly I stabbed you in your right kidney.

ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS... wait what's that?
NO NOT AGAIN

or you'll be in the gulag

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ July 10, 2023

Urban dictionary

Wyd reading a book with words in it?

Urban dictionary is more helpful and easier 🤷 ♂️

Plus does the normal dictionary know what a kink is? Nope!!!

Person one: Yo what does alligator mean..?
Person two: bro idk just check the dictionary it’s in that bookshelf.
Person three: y’all r tripping just open google and use Urban Dictionary

by Grassfart July 17, 2023