fat ass fart

The farts of an obese person are very distinct. They have a hallmark "Plop" sound.Like an air bubble in wet concrete,the fart gas slowly eases its way to freedom between the jelly-like,fat butt cheeks causing the pizza dough buttocks to jiggle slightly.

Gas bubbles in hot lava have a fat ass fart sound

by wolfbait51 November 15, 2011

Ghost Fart of Death

When a television show is being fillmed and one of the cameramen farts and completely ruins the film forcing the rest of the crew to start over.

Marty's Ghost Fart of Death made the rest of the crew vomit, forcing everyone to start again from scratch.

by Xero _ Manifest November 1, 2010

uh-oh fart

a wet fart that seeps into your underwear or fart paste

johnny had shit his pants due to an uh-oh fart and had to scrape fart paste off his ass

by kile miner March 24, 2006

Rhinoceros Fart Flute

The act of filling a black dress sock half-full with cheerios and inserting the sock analy.

"I was so drunk last night, I can't believe I let him play my Rhinoceros Fart Flute."

by Smittmiester May 4, 2008

five gallon fart

When you realize you realize you only had to fart after sitting down to take a shit but you flush the toilet anyways

Joe: I pulled off another classic five gallon fart at Gina’s house yesterday

John: Seriously!? There’s a drought going on in California and you’re out here wasting all that water on flatulence?!

by chunky tinkler May 28, 2021

gorilla ass fart

It’s a type of shot now take it

Here’s a gorilla ass fart take it

by Wolfie the titan February 10, 2021

First Date Farts

After a night of sucking in your farts for 6 hours on your first date, the first 30 minutes post-date generate farts that would pique the interest of a seismologist.

M: Dude I just got back from my date and I have a serious case of the first date farts.

*BRAAAAAP*

by birchak December 5, 2009