Spaffa cake

When you jizz on a Jaffa Cake then eat it.

Those Spaffa Cakes are so tasty.

by Waynedip December 27, 2020

Butt Cake

A cake shaped like a butt. Not to be confused with bukkake.

I ate an excellent butt cake last night.

by psudeom January 30, 2018

Cake Bombing

When you have no friends to Love Bomb, you will instead Cake Bomb to gain friends in order to Love Bomb. Cake Bombing is about producing and sharing an extremely large amount of baked goods with people you don't know, until they become your friends.

That new guy sure is desperate bringing these cakes to this pub crawl, the ladies are fawning all over him, it's making me extremely jealous of all that attention he's getting, perhaps I should try cake bombing myself.

by Mushroom_Mycelium February 23, 2024

Spicy pineapple upside down cake

When you give a urine sample offer this as a specialty; spin the rim of the sample cup in your bleeding vagina, next dip rim in tajin, following - fill the cup with your urine. Serve with the cap underneath.

I went to the Public Health Clinic and served them my Spicy Pineapple Upside Down Cake...

by Bigteenus March 19, 2021

Patty caking

Method of distracting a guy with random multiple slaps to the body in order to slap his penis

Dude she was patty caking your dick

by Pattycakester February 28, 2017

cake

what cam has

damn, cam has some cake.

by ihaveatightbussy January 14, 2023

Rubbing the old cake

When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.

Oh no, my family is coming over to visit. I guess we are going to be rubbing the old cake, again.

by tom-ed September 13, 2021