gorilla ass fart

It’s a type of shot now take it

Here’s a gorilla ass fart take it

by Wolfie the titan February 10, 2021

five gallon fart

When you realize you realize you only had to fart after sitting down to take a shit but you flush the toilet anyways

Joe: I pulled off another classic five gallon fart at Gina’s house yesterday

John: Seriously!? There’s a drought going on in California and you’re out here wasting all that water on flatulence?!

by chunky tinkler May 28, 2021

First Date Farts

After a night of sucking in your farts for 6 hours on your first date, the first 30 minutes post-date generate farts that would pique the interest of a seismologist.

M: Dude I just got back from my date and I have a serious case of the first date farts.

*BRAAAAAP*

by birchak December 5, 2009

Russian Doll Farts

A series of farts that are in a repetitive pattern yet get slightly smaller each time.

"Hey I got you something."

*FART...Fart...fart*

"Dude those were Russian Doll Farts."

by MJBarnes February 10, 2010

captain planet fart

When several individuals in an enclosed space fart simultaneously (or in rapid succession) to create one monster cloud of shit particles. By all powers combined the aggregate fart is stronger than its parts.

Trevor Ballard, Grogan Gammons, and Jackson farted in their Range Rover at the same time, it was a captain planet fart.

by Bro-cephus October 25, 2009

fart before the poop

A harbinger of worse things to come.

"I think Hurricane Ike was just the fart before the poop"

by Threevolve October 31, 2008

Dallass-Fart Worth

A place in Texas where many cross-country airline flights stop for connections and a particularly excellent place for a mid-trip dump.

Woman: Oh dear, I'm feeling like I need to drop the kids off at the pool.

Man: We'll be landing in Dallass-Fart Worth shortly and you can bend a biscuit there.

by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011