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Fruit Cake

A term used for being offensive, insulting them by calling them a fruit cake in a rude way whilst arguing.

It can also be used as a very nice term, by slowly calling the love of your life a fruit cake, you could start to win them over. They are both as sweet as each other.
Shut up! You don't know nothing about this!
Why don't you shut up you fruit cake!

Aww, my fruit cake, how are you feeling?
by Quicksand Boy January 10, 2018
mugGet the Fruit Cakemug.

jiggle cake

If you jizz into a ramekin and microwave it
Oh, Sandra thought the Jell-O shot had a funny taste, but really I gave her a jiggle cake
by Crabstick69 October 27, 2020
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AIDS Birthday Cake

A situation so shitty that no matter the outcome you end up being screwed, like a birthday cake that gives you AIDS, doesn't matter what slice you take, you'll get AIDS regardless.
"This is really brutal. I don't know what I'm going to do here, either way I go I'm fucked"
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".
by thewarragulman May 23, 2018
mugGet the AIDS Birthday Cakemug.

The Pacman equivalent to cake

Dude, the pacman equivalent to cake is clearly Pacman. nom nom nom.
by boursincheese March 9, 2013
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Lamb cake

A concept similar to the cow patty. However, this alludes to a modest size pile of lamb excrement. These malicious little land mines should be avoided at all times.
Don't you dare come in and track that lamb cake through my house!
by AWiseManSlut May 12, 2011
mugGet the Lamb cakemug.

Cake

a female that multiple friends from the same group would like to become intimate with, usually slutty but almost always into hotter guys.
Person 1: I'm gonna kill steve
Person 2: WTF why?
Person 1: I found a new cake and he licked it without telling me
by ENGLISHCHAP--- April 9, 2017
mugGet the Cakemug.

Fail Cake

Fail Cake is a verb meaning to fail or be utterly horrible at something.
Yeah she fail caked hard...
by drumingandstuff April 25, 2011
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