Skyrim job

1: Not an actual job in Skyrim
2: The act of hanging ones ass of the bed to have it eaten.

"Man she hung her ass of the bed..it was just floating there...so I had to give her a Skyrim job"

by Captainfabulouscockandballs December 3, 2013

blaire job

A blow job that never actually happened

"Wow, is it true what happened with judy and jake?"
"That she gave him a blow job?"

"Yeah!"
"Nah man, that was a Blaire job."

by Xxqueenbitchhhxx May 8, 2014

better paying job

a job that pays, as the name suggests, better (i.e. more), than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.

son: I want to work but I dont want to nigger at McDonalds or Burger King, or perform some other unqualified job.

father: I have a solution for you. Shut up, get an education, or not, it's up to you, to then pull yourself up by your boot straps and get a better paying job.Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later hopefully open your own construction firm.

by Sexydimma December 19, 2013

Russian string job

When you or someone else jerks you off using a tennis racket. *note dong must be abnormally small to fit through the woven Russian strings.

Yo Phil, last weekend I got a Russian string job, it only took him an hour to complete.

by juan grand February 10, 2015

nose job

Pretty much like a blow job, except using the nostril instead of the mouth.

Doctor: what the hell happened
girl: I gave my boyfriend a nose job

by the funny one February 13, 2015

nose job

Pretty much like a blow job, except using the nostril instead of the mouth.

Doctor: what the hell happened
girl: I gave my boyfriend a nose job

by the funny one February 13, 2015

Tiawana rim job

The act of putting hot sauce on your partner's anus and licking it off.

I gave my girlfriend a Tiawana rim job and it burnt my tongue.

by Tig3rBl00d March 27, 2015