Zerg Job

When your girl comes home and kisses you with Albanian cum in her teeth.

Bro, did you hear about Zerg and how his girl gave him Zerg Job yesterday??!

by WLUPIMPS July 8, 2024

Toon Job

A method of torture devolped and perfected by Israeli Commandos. After the most recent Geneva Convention, it was outlawed in all civilized countries under penalty of death by Toon Job.

"Man, I just can't stop looking for the body of Jimmy Hoffa."

"Oh shit... you don't know? He was given a Toon Job by the mafia and his body was... totally fucked up."

"Toon Job??!?! OH JESUS FUCKING CHIRST!"

by Hal Emmerich August 19, 2008

Boss job

A sexually defiant act where a woman pokes a hole in the man’s balls, usually with a hot needle, and sucks the semen right out of it.

“She went all out on me and even gave me the boss job, I won’t forget this one for a while.”

by Slemor_Gaiman November 30, 2023

Jobbing

Inserting your finger into the anus, causing a pleasuring feeling for some.
The word comes from a video recorded in snapchat where a finger is inserted into the anus by the user Job 😎🎮

I am Jobbing tonight. I'm really excited and hopefully it will feel amazing.

by blobfishinator March 28, 2023

Rope Job

To be Roped into something, via be it per Pity, Bribery, Loyalty or Bad Decision.

"Wait until I tell you about the Rope Job Phil pulled on me, here's a hint, it included $190 and a Mets game"

by Phoqbudenugz August 2, 2021

jobbing on

Trying to cause problems for others..usually by a deranged ex partner

Jobbing on

by nicolefrenzy April 30, 2014

hog job

The art of sticking a wild hog into the anus.

Emily was doing a Hog Job to me when she slipped her finger in my bog of eternal stench!

by Hagrid from PS1 October 9, 2017