Poop in the car

you have accidentally poop in a unproered place

Man 1: I really really need to poop but were doing a car dive
Man 2: Hey dude what is the problem
Man 1: I really really need to poop but we're doing a car dive. What do I do?
Man 2: Then just poop in the car
Man 1: Okay then

a few minutes later
Mom: What is that smell boys?
Man 1: It noth-
Man 2: My bro pooped in the car I'm sure you won't mind rig-
Mom: YOU ARE GROUNDED
Man 1: Great, just great

by Cutiepie_Panda September 30, 2021

poop-dee-loop

Anus, butthole, taking a shit, shit, poop

I thought I had to fart-da-lart, turned out to be a poop-dee-loop. (See fart-da-lart)

by BearBunny February 21, 2023

Poop

poop is what comes out of your bum after the prosses of pooping we eat it it tastes like amazing goodness and if you had chocolate before your poop will be like a brownie.

i pooped and it tasted like brownies

by poopasarus January 7, 2022

Poop Straw

The result of anal sex if your partner didn't take a dump before hand; the poop straw is that string of feces that tends to get lodged in the urethra during the act, and comes out when squeezed by hand after the act

All that emo girl had for dinner was a Monster and a bag of Hot Cheetos before she gave me the Poop Straw, my penis still burns

by Hard R 66198 July 30, 2024

Poop hole

A hole you have poop shot out of it and it hurts so good :)

Dude I have a poop hole and it hurts so good

by Iamgoodoof November 9, 2020

poop

it means something that comes out of your buttcheeks

that poop is biiiigggg

by anonymous March 15, 2022

No Poop July

just don't do it

omg, he did the No Poop July challenge. he died

by pussyeateryamyam July 8, 2020