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John

Man who’s hair is longer than his arms also a little guy
Have you seen John

Oh yeah he’s the guy w the short arms
by Daddywjhehdhd June 20, 2022
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elton john

A couple or very close friends who indulge in recreational narcotic activities, one of the pair places a straw up their rectum whilst the other blows cocaine into the anal cavity
Lets have a bath then Elton John

I can't believe you have never Elton johnned.
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on john

Super Factual And Very true (Created By DerekZalez Stream)
Bro Im going to fail this test...ON JOHN
by DerekZalez March 21, 2025
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John

John is your first love an the other 65%of the population.He drinks a lot ice tee and always finds a way to put a smile on your face.You will fall in love with him.All Johnies of the world are amazing people with red heart.You can also treat him because he is idiot with the good sense.Go outside an have some fun with John it's worthy!!
Person 1:I met a boy called John today.

Person 2 :He was amazing. Wasn't he.
They all are.
by John the Greek one October 28, 2019
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The John Doe

The John Doe also knows as Johnathan Doesive was the boy that lost to Luisangel Tapia in chess to the Jeck-Mate. The John Doe made a life changing bet with Luisangel Tapia, the bet stated that if The John Doe won Luisangel Tapia would grant The John Doe three wishes, but if Luisangel Tapia won The John Doe would become Luisangel Tapia's minion for his entire life with the ability to duplicate The John Doe one billion times per epoch. The John Doe lost the chess match and became Luisangel's Minion.
"The John Doe is such a little baby bitch"
"For real though, how he gonna lose to Luisangel Tapia in chess"
by Luisangel Lorester January 12, 2022
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Penis guzzling guy named john

A guy who guzzles glizzy named john.
"Look honey, its a Penis guzzling guy named john!"
by joe biren gives birth July 4, 2023
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