A piece of paper that is a nightmare to your unemployment mf. Effective when show the paper while also saying the magic word "Get a job"
You: *show job application*
Your friend: No! I trust you! Why you do this to me?
You: You stay in my house for a whole month and take everything in my fridge. Now get a job!
Your friend: No! STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU MONSTER!!!
You: Get a job! Get the job! Get THE JOB!!!
Your friend: ARHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Your friend: No! I trust you! Why you do this to me?
You: You stay in my house for a whole month and take everything in my fridge. Now get a job!
Your friend: No! STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU MONSTER!!!
You: Get a job! Get the job! Get THE JOB!!!
Your friend: ARHHHHHHHH!!!!!
by Sun Tsu June 14, 2025
Get the Job Applicationmug. I have 2 jobs both of which are beneath me as I am without a doubt the greatest writer in the history of humanity. I also do s lot of freelance work the I haven't been paid for.
Hym "A job wouldn't alter the fact that I've been doing other people's job FOR THEM for years and am the best job doer of whatever category this thing is in."
by Hym Iam September 29, 2023
Get the A Jobmug. wear - damage, erode, or destroy by friction or use. Job - a task or piece of work. combine the terms and you have a term for a person that drives you nuts or drains you.
by mandievp November 9, 2022
Get the Wear-Jobmug. by Ghost buster nutter November 3, 2020
Get the Nut jobmug. theodore: did you fuck Crystal yet?
Gabriel: i did one better, I gave that stupid bitch an Iranian nose job. I'll be surprised if I didn't give her permanent brain damage.
Gabriel: i did one better, I gave that stupid bitch an Iranian nose job. I'll be surprised if I didn't give her permanent brain damage.
by Jshizzle ninety nine December 26, 2020
Get the Iranian nose jobmug. FFM Double ass job- A sexual act performed in a threesome involving two females, and one male the two females oil up each others ass cheeks, and both females each get into the doggy style position and grind their slippery asses together while the male stands over top of both of them and thrust downward andslides his hard cock in between both of the females asses without penetrating their pussies or their assholes
Also can be done when the man is on his back, one female on each side in doggy style position, both of their asses pressed against each other with his hard cock in the middle of both of their ass cheeks as they grind up and down without penetrating their pussies or assholes
I had a threesome with these two hot chicks one time . Or they were ass to ass I stood over both of them and slipped my hard cock in between the ass cheeks without fucking any oftheir holes. It’s called a double ass job.
Also can be done when the man is on his back, one female on each side in doggy style position, both of their asses pressed against each other with his hard cock in the middle of both of their ass cheeks as they grind up and down without penetrating their pussies or assholes
I had a threesome with these two hot chicks one time . Or they were ass to ass I stood over both of them and slipped my hard cock in between the ass cheeks without fucking any oftheir holes. It’s called a double ass job.
Definition:
FFM Double Ass Job- Two females ass to ass grinding on a hard cock
FFM Double ass job- A sexual act performed in a threesome involving two females, and one male the two females oil up each others ass cheeks, and both females each get into the doggy style position and grind their slippery asses together while the male stands over top of both of them and thrust downward andslides his hard cock in between both of the females asses without penetrating their pussies or their assholes
Also can be done when the man is on his back, one female on each side in doggy style position, both of their asses pressed against each other with his hard cock in the middle of both of their ass cheeks as they grind up and down without penetrating their pussies or assholes
I had a threesome with these two hot chicks one time . Or they were ass to ass I stood over both of them and slipped my hard cock in between the ass cheeks without fucking any oftheir holes. It’s called a double ass job.
I had a threesome with these two hot chicks one time and they both were grinding their asses together on my slippery cock, they called it a double ass job. Two females ass to ass grinding on a hard cock
FFM Double Ass Job- Two females ass to ass grinding on a hard cock
FFM Double ass job- A sexual act performed in a threesome involving two females, and one male the two females oil up each others ass cheeks, and both females each get into the doggy style position and grind their slippery asses together while the male stands over top of both of them and thrust downward andslides his hard cock in between both of the females asses without penetrating their pussies or their assholes
Also can be done when the man is on his back, one female on each side in doggy style position, both of their asses pressed against each other with his hard cock in the middle of both of their ass cheeks as they grind up and down without penetrating their pussies or assholes
I had a threesome with these two hot chicks one time . Or they were ass to ass I stood over both of them and slipped my hard cock in between the ass cheeks without fucking any oftheir holes. It’s called a double ass job.
I had a threesome with these two hot chicks one time and they both were grinding their asses together on my slippery cock, they called it a double ass job. Two females ass to ass grinding on a hard cock
by Mackle Deeslong October 10, 2025
Get the FFM Double Ass Jobmug. A Tollund Job is from the meme between Ben and his friend group "Tollund Lore", a Tollund job is when you wrap your legs around someone else's leg and start going up and down slowly.
by Pulsarnova November 22, 2023
Get the Tollund Jobmug.