Dirty Ninja

A sexual act performed by a man for his partner. The man will shit on the face of his partner then wipe it off of the eyes in a horizontal direction with his penis. The partner will be left with a shit-mask resembling that of a ninja. Then, the man will insert his shit-covered cock into his partner's mouth when they are least expecting it, thus leading the partner into a ninja-like attack stance by the sudden insertion.

Steve begged me for a Dirty Ninja last night but I decided to use a nicely aged Alaskan pipeline on him instead.

by DirtyNinja April 14, 2008

Dirty Squirrel

when fucking a chick(missionary preferably), insert your balls(nuts) into the chicks ass.

Can be done easier if is a warm night/day and chick recently just took it in the ass.

After railing jill in the ass i laid her down and gave her the dirty squirrel.

by J-with March 29, 2008

dirty jordi

when someone is passed out on the floor and you put your penis in their mouth

jordan gave girl a dirty jordi last night

by sam luce January 9, 2008

Dirty Layla

A short lady who reaks of marijuana and always likes to eat chips on the mic and loves jalapeño hot Cheetos

She’s a real dirty Layla

by StinkyCheetoMonkeyThe3rd April 17, 2020

dirty valerie

when you spend more then 80 bucks for valentines day and you give it to her and you give her a card asking her out and all you get is a thanks

dont spend money on a dirty valerie cause your ass aint gonna get some

by daniel fucking martinez bitch ass motherfucker let me use this name March 8, 2008

Dirty Miguel

When a woman finger-fucks her boyfriend in the ass and then rubs her soiled finger on his upper lip, creating a smelly shit mustache. This offer null and void if he already has a real mustache. Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, but one for the girls.

I got so sick of my guy asking me to finger-fuck his ass that I gave him a Dirty Miguel to teach him a lesson.

by Clark Nova September 26, 2007

Dirty Doyle

When you are having anal sex with a girl from behind, and you pull out and blow your load on her back. Then she proceeds to wipe off herself with a pillow. You then grab the pillow poop on it and rub it in her face.

Yo man, I'm not staying over, I saw your pillow and it looks like you gave another hoe a dirty doyle.

by Big Nizzle November 30, 2007