Daddy

He is your meat sack, he is your love

I love you daddy

by DaddyisShrek June 3, 2018

Daddy needs to get the milk

2 meanings:
1. When your father wants to cheat on your mother so he goes out to his fling (the 'milk') and never returns

2. The fling is a boy because your father turned gay so the milk is....

Little Johnny: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: Its okay Johnny, Daddy needs to get the milk, ok?
Little Johnny: But I know what the truth is from Tiktok!
Dad: (shoots Little Johnny) Well now you don't :)
(Dad leaves)

by BruhBro6969 August 8, 2023

Daddy Klaus

When u have daddy issues and u are completely in love with thr fictional character from the originals and the vampire diaries Klaus Mikaelson

my mom: what do u see?
me: I'm watching daddy klaus

by addictivetoklausmikaelson February 20, 2021

Mavvy daddy

When maverick just doesn’t cut it. Moan mavvy daddy

UHHHH YES, HARDER MAVVY DADDY

by Dickinmyasshole January 24, 2020

Daddy Bouncer

like a homie hopper but with peoples father figures

Angus, Jacob, Jai, Sebb (with two bs) and Lachlan
“angus is such a daddy bouncer, he’s practically closeted”

by uhmohno April 13, 2022

I.T. Daddy

An I.T. Daddy strictly does I.T. house calls for 40 plus women with father issues. He'll screen calls all day waiting for the perfect divorcees and cat ladies as he finds them easier. After fixing their issue he will offer to upgrade her home ethernet lines to Cat6a cables so he can use her old ones to tie her up and make a swing to hang her from. He often leaves them tied up if the don't follow every command to a T.

"He upgraded my internet and lasted longer than my ex husband. He's my I.T. Daddy"
"I didn't listen to I.T. Daddy last night and my roommate had to untie me when she got home."

by TheOneTrueSpartanKick November 26, 2024

Daddy

The biggest beauty a girl could get, the perfect beer smashing legend.

Jas in our french class is so daddy

by baller39bala May 4, 2018