The baddest bitch, the madame, the pimp, the Don Juan, fucking Adam (the first one), magic, the fucking boss. The throat G.O.A.T. with the biggest, fattest, juiciest, most squirting WAP there is. The reason you don’t get a second to breathe.Officially crowned “America’s Darling” by Google, he is the hardest out, period.
by fagggatron November 22, 2021
Get the matty cakesmug. A non-sexual act involving skin-to-skin contact of two or more taint areas. Contact must produce a smacking sound.
by Vladimir Trickington December 21, 2017
Get the Flat-Cakingmug. Ex:damn man i didnt know my girl had such a crunchy cake... it must be stale or sumthing cuz it sounded old
by 123sheshe September 23, 2019
Get the crunchy cakemug. An agonizingly awkward office based leaving do for a colleague, where someone has bought cake to try and give everyone something to talk about.
Oh God, we've got to go to Gary's cake and stare. He's done nothing, we'll have nothing to say - but at least there will be cake.
by JedBadley May 25, 2021
Get the cake and staremug. How long has he been in the bathroom? Is he having the cake and coffee in there?
Why is he taking so long?
Maybe he's having the cake and coffee
Why is he taking so long?
Maybe he's having the cake and coffee
by Vincekid March 25, 2020
Get the Having the cake and coffeemug. could mean a fat person, a gay man, a couple you see in public, or just someone you generally don't like.
by rocky69420 September 23, 2022
Get the cake eating motherfuckasmug. Anus Cake- when a man eats the anus of his girl on his birthday. Can use props such as candles and matches.
Man #1- did you have a good birthday.
man#2- it was incredible I had the best anus cake there ever was.
man#2- it was incredible I had the best anus cake there ever was.
by Squishy anuscake April 9, 2016
Get the Anus cakemug.