Griddle Caked

To be high. typically REALLY high. But just high in general.

Yo meng you wanna get griddle caked?

by Tol Fin February 25, 2008

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Get the Griddle Cakedmug.

Bed cakes

The sludgeking and misses sludge having cakes or donuts in bed.

Look at them having bed cakes!

by SludgeKingJR October 17, 2025

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Floridian specialty consisting of decorative Icing made to look like a hurricane for a hurricane party. Blackballed by Publix grocery store management for contributing to the promotion of illicit hurricane parties. Their idea is people should evacuate to safety and not get drunk and eat cake.

That is highly debatable.

In the end it winds up never being a serious storm at all. Central Florida gets worse afternoon thunderstorms than most "hurricanes". Storms with names just last a bit longer and have more palm fronds flying about. Unless you made the worst possible decision in your property choice (I.E. on the beachside) there is literally no reason to plan on anything but some rainy weather.

Sucks that your Publix isn't cool enough to ignore the company ban and make you a hurricane cake on the low man.

by dnbdave November 14, 2022

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AIDS Birthday Cake

A situation so shitty that no matter the outcome you end up being screwed, like a birthday cake that gives you AIDS, doesn't matter what slice you take, you'll get AIDS regardless.

"This is really brutal. I don't know what I'm going to do here, either way I go I'm fucked"
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".

by thewarragulman May 23, 2018

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