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NOT RUDE! It is the best invention ever and very fun you should try it. Just PLEASE STOP insulting it on UD by making it rude and about s__.
by SandwichBananaFace March 03, 2021
Children using oral self stimulation while shoving their toothbrush and toothpaste up their ass. Guaranteed to make police leave.
Let's make a 1000000 story building this generation so we can say the new marijuana is growing well? Who cares about fruit lick right? Worry about my Pogo stick!
by Cody5050 January 26, 2022
by WES Rogers November 26, 2008
And what is your study on an analogous topic going to accomplish other than your own aggrandizement, shit-for-brains? HA! *Long term he says! Ha!
Hym "Yeah, hey, I think you're deflecting to 2nd order motivational principles to detract from a pretty egregious violation of civil liberties in the vein of that E'carceration book. But what I've done is write something people are actually going to read and what I wrote isn't a derivative re-hashing of the same work-salesman talking points. I imagine this is intended to be analogous to a school shooting but that shit is YOUR fault, collectively. That's you not knowing when to let shit go. And if you would have let the trams shit go when I told you to, you'd have 7 extra Catholic kids running around WOULDN'T YOU MATT? And I'm not a fraud. People expect me to be bombastic or something but none of the characters based on me are that. Almost all of them are dispassionate or aloof. Which I am. Is being good at gas station work concordant with virtue? No. And everything I said was happening is happening. I don't know what you expect me to be but I guarantee you're going to expect (deliberately) something you know I'm not so you can cry fraud. But ONKY because I called your favorite psychologist a charlatan. Perpetual uno reverse out of spite but you can't actually think well enough to do anything else. That and YOU'RE the one watching it fuck-stick
by Hym Iam October 09, 2023
A male organ, often below average in size, with the sole purpose of compelling its owner to submit financially to unobtainable women.
by Mister Big Boy January 04, 2022