Snow Job

When you cum in a woman's mouth and she simultaneously sneezes it onto you.
As Sarah was sucking off John in the spring, her allergies went off, giving John an accidental snow job.
by JoeMamaFat69 December 08, 2019
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snow job

A sexual act performed on another individual, where the giving partner (typically a white female) fills their mouth with ice cubes, waits until the ice cubes melt, and proceeds to expel the water into the anus of the receiving partner.

(can be done as a group activity)
Oh, you’re dating Natasha? Good for you man, I hear she gives the craziest snow jobs.
by OhMyOh August 13, 2023
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Armenian Neck Job

An act of faking an injury during a car accident in hopes get a insurance check
Person #1: yo how did you get your insurance company to pay you so much money
Person #2: Just do the Armenian Neck Job
by SamSam42069 July 15, 2023
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Platonic Hand Job

A hand job that is done by a friend with no feelings behind it
Friend: Give me a hand job
Friend 2: I have a boy friend
Friend: No No Platonic Hand Job, as friends
by Platonic Hand Job March 18, 2018
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Job flirting

Dreaming of oneself in a different, more exciting job.
by Pigsinmud June 27, 2024
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job flirting

Dreaming of oneself in a different, more exciting job.
I fucking hate work. Im going to spend the weekend job flirting.
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Stuff Job

when someone preforms the act of shoving a needle down your urethra, while you recieve a hand job
"hey whats wrong man?"

"last night when betty came over she gave me a stuff job and now i cant pee."
by cling my shaft January 02, 2010
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