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I use all 4 USB ports

A woman that can only achieve orgasms by making her partner orgasm.
She will perform vaginal, oral, anal, and hand job sex (all 4 ports).
She will do anything to make her partner arroused and reach orgasm- Including pleasuring a man's anus, prostate, and nipples.

These women find it very difficult or impossible to achieve orgasm any other way.
Such women do not find cunnilingus arousing as it is not a way for them to orgasm.
She might be ugly, but she uses all 4 USB ports.

There is nothing that woman won't do to get me off!
When a woman tells you "I use all 4 USB ports", you know she's the one!
by Pope X November 26, 2024
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Dubay All Day

a phrase coined by Professor Dave Explains in his "Reacting to Rapping Flat Earther While Drinking" video that I absolutely adore.
'Dubay All Day' refers to acting Flat-Earthy, equivalent to that of E. Dubay, a famous Flat Earther.
Dickenbalz: "Flat Earth is real! Open your ears!"
Kyle: "Wow, you went full Dubay All Day on me."
by MartianSupremacist December 1, 2024
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All you muddle-aged guys out there

Da actual mental state of Red Green's main audience (you know who **you** are!) who listens to his "sage wisdom and witty revelations" lectures.
I'd like to talk to all you muddle-aged guys out there --- if you get college certification but all of your prospective employers just roll their eyes at your so-called "qualifications", just tell them that you do everything that Red Green says, and that'll PROVE that you're certifiable! Remember --- I'm pullin' for ya --- we're all in this together!
by QuacksO December 1, 2024
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All Anal April

You ram or get rammed in the ass once on April 1st, twice on April 2nd, thrice on April 3rd, etc. If you ram on the 1st day you need to ram on all odd days and get rammed on all even days, and if you get rammed on the 1st day you need to get rammed on all odd days and ram on all even days.
Johnny: Loren and I are going to do All Anal April this year! I'm going to ram her on odd days and she is going to ram me with a strap-on on even days! I'm already hard just thinking about it!
by BofaDispenser December 5, 2024
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kill all niggers

An expression used in a fit of anger when you feel exasperated, having no control of a situation or the people around you. Niggers are worthless so cussing them is an easy way to bow off steam. Just say "Kill all Niggers" to let it all out. You don't have to kill anyone. It's a joke. (at the expense of niggers).
"Damn, I'm running late. I'll never make it to this interview on time. Kill all niggers, will you?

"I'm bored. Let's kill all niggers."
by Third World Sam December 7, 2024
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playing for all teams

When somebody is pansexual; being romantically and sensually attracted to all genders.
Eg: Chris from Blood & Water.
Chris was dating both Zama and Mark, cause he’s playing for all teams.
by chulu innit December 8, 2024
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All Access Pass

When a girl really likes a boy and tells him he can come & go in any entrance he wants that's called giving him an All Access Pass
Bill: "How did Sarah manage to pry you away from Sue at Bob's Birthday Party?"
Sam: "We were talking and she whispered in my ear I now had an All Access Pass starting now and that the party was boring!"
by AuDHDeep1 December 14, 2024
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