Last night my ole lady and I were making love and finished off by giving her a nice creamy side cake.
by BigDaddy_Deano June 01, 2011
The simple combination of beard shaving, and cake baking. This term refers to the act of oneself shaving their beard into cake batter, and presenting the final product to another person as revenge, or as a prank that will most likely end in a lawsuit or a restraining order.
Sally: I really don't like Jack's beard, so I told him to shave it, big mistake.
Jennifer: Why? I think he looks fine without it.
Sally: you don't understand, he gave me a beard cake this morning....
Jennifer: he shaved his beard.... into the...?
Sally: YES!!!
*both girls almost throw up*
Jennifer: Why? I think he looks fine without it.
Sally: you don't understand, he gave me a beard cake this morning....
Jennifer: he shaved his beard.... into the...?
Sally: YES!!!
*both girls almost throw up*
by 1isallallis1 February 02, 2011
The musky swirl of deodorant, solidified sweat, and pungent aroma of body odor that leaves your clogged armpit pore after you pop it.
Woah dude, I never the armpit cake would taste as bad as it smelled. Sniffing a drop 2 feet away singed my nostril hairs
by E IN August 17, 2017
Another name for a Jamaican patty; a semi-sweet pastry filled with diarrhea-inducing mystery "meat".
by longrider700 August 05, 2017
A cake within a room for all to enjoy. A RoomCake is for no special occasion just a cake in a room& if you want some, take some.
by Chris-P-Bacon March 09, 2018
When you jump off the corner of your bed, shit in mid air then land ass first on your significant others face when they are laying on the floor.
by MAX POWER187 February 24, 2020
by Burtchiggins November 26, 2020