Jessica: I seen Jason at the party yesterday. I gave him my cell number.
Tory: Don't give your time. He's such a hoe cake. He sleeps around with any walking female.
Tory: Don't give your time. He's such a hoe cake. He sleeps around with any walking female.
by Mrs. Jane November 28, 2019
Get the Hoe Cakemug. by Pseudocrisp February 14, 2021
Get the Cake Fingermug. To get married. Typically one of the first things newlyweds do at their wedding reception is cut a slice of cake. Rednecks force the resulting slice into each other’s pie hole.
Guy: “I love that lyric in Fire Lake where the uncle’s afraid to do coke.”
Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”
Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”
by cakehole6 April 27, 2024
Get the Cut the cakemug. Did you see that stuff come out of her? Was that Bukake Cream Cheese Pussy or Bukake Cheese Cake Pussy?
by OrphicDionysus1981 July 3, 2025
Get the Bukake Cheese Cake Pussymug. by Goldenfry March 21, 2021
Get the Cakemug. My cousin died from eating a Luna Cake
Mario's boyfriend put his piece of Luna Cake in the wrong hole
My uncle married a Luna Cake
Mario's boyfriend put his piece of Luna Cake in the wrong hole
My uncle married a Luna Cake
by bulbul29 June 16, 2022
Get the Luna Cakemug. The musky swirl of deodorant, solidified sweat, and pungent aroma of body odor that leaves your clogged armpit pore after you pop it.
Woah dude, I never the armpit cake would taste as bad as it smelled. Sniffing a drop 2 feet away singed my nostril hairs
by E IN August 17, 2017
Get the Armpit Cakemug.