Rum Cunt

The female equivalent of whiskey dick.

"I drank too much now I've got Rum Cunt."

by RogueSyrene September 4, 2014

penis cunt

1. A word pk would have made up eventually if sk hadnt got there first.

2. A person who is so much of a cunt that the word cunt does not fully encapsulate their cunthood.

pk: "i hate that kid."
sk: "yeah.. hes a penis cunt."
pk: ".. esh word."
sk: "thanks."

by peekers April 14, 2008

Cunt Muscle

A girl's best friend.

"I love your face, cunt muscle."

"Oh, that's Christie, she is Beckie's cunt muscle"

by Beckiejayne August 4, 2008

soft cunt

Someone who isn't 'onto' it, doesn't understand something or things in general.

'wah ya soft cunt' 'what u upto ya soft cunt' 'SOFT CUNT!' 'urr ya soft cunt'

by ARMS March 29, 2005

cunt scab

A crust discharged from and covering a healing wound inside a woman's vagina.

I did her pussy so hard that the next day, she told me she had several cunt scabs.

by NKizzle August 31, 2005

Cunt Cork

A word often used in chemist's when a lady is too embarrased to ask for 'ladie's things'.

i don't suppose you could provide me with a CUNT CORK, i seen to be gushing terribly.

by Love Guru February 13, 2004

crack cunt

A females inability to successfully urinate despite frequent trips to the toilet. This typically occurs after the comsumption of a large amount of drugs.

A similar phenomenom occurs in men called crack cock.

"I must have crack cunt. I sat on the toilet for ten minutes without pissing."

by ariesjow August 24, 2005