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Simp

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NPC1: Wow you like a girl?
You:Yeah I would do anything for her
NPC1: Wow ur a simp
by RyanRenolds<3 June 10, 2022
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Simp

A bitch boy that’s does way to much for a piece of Pussy or a girls acknowledgment they are such bitches we will watch them burn
Bro your a simp you down bad bum
by God of ki November 22, 2021
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SIMP

Popular Acronym from S1E25 of the hit animated TV Show Phineas and Ferb , where the side character, Candace Flynn, dances and sings about the Squirrels roaming around your pants.
Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream!
AHHHHHHH! There's squirrels in my pants!
That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
There's squirrels in my pants!

Tell me what's making you jump like that!
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
SIMP,
Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
Who you got back home, watering your plants?
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
How can I qualify for government grants?
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Yeah, hypnotize me, put me in a trance
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Got an Aunt Florence living in France
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
by Dothefig December 9, 2019
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Simp

A simpleton who lacks common sense. People who are named Kyle, Paolo, Felix, Francais are all Generic simps who need help.
Why my bois be simpin?
by Simping simp March 28, 2020
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Simp

Someone who says that their bf/gf is their best friend
Dude, stop buying her stuff you’re being a simp.”
by Broddy bates October 11, 2020
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simp complex

a person who simps for every character they see on tv
oh my gosh, cameron has such a simp complex
by mothgobrrr February 17, 2022
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Simp

by spcuy May 23, 2021
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