Bobbing for brown apples

The phrase given to the act of having ones head rammed down the toilet, often by a school bully or an obnoxious drunken 'friend'

Chris emerged from the toilet cubicle with toilet water dripping from his hair. Robert had decided to make an example out of him by forcing him to go bobbing for brown apples.

by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 3, 2009

BROWN FINGER SHUFFLE

THE LONG AWAITED SCRATCHING OF THE ARSEHOLE, USUALLY DELAYED BY BEING IN COMPANY, OR JUST GOOD MANNERS

I'm sorry your majesty, but you must excuse me for a moment, I have the urgent need of a brown finger shuffle
Certainly President Obama, these state banquets do give rise to the restless ringpiece !

by Cpt Crapper of Dick Scratching April 9, 2010

dark brown hair

You are beautiful! You have dark brown hair! Very different from normal brown hair. It shows that you are different from others in a good way! People with dark brown hair fit with many eye colours like: green (like mine), blue, hazel and brown! You're probably some savage person too!

Oh look! She has dark brown hair...I wish I had that hair too

by .+*Ally*+. May 5, 2018

Becky Brown Boobs

When the skin around the breast is stained from repeated faecal massaging.

Oh shit, I think my girlfriend has a case of Becky Brown Boobs!

by dafalconbennynim May 31, 2009

Brown-Out

Brown-Out, otherwise known as a large grouping of mexicans out in a single area of the public having a celebration or party for any reason. Known for massive ammounts of beer, cholo's and chola's

Amy, call the police. Tell them we got a brown-out in progress going on at the Sanchez's house.

by leeper September 5, 2008

brown grenade

taking a dump on a lizzards chest

I gave a brown grenade to Sruzzosi

by who else September 4, 2004

take the browns to the superbowl

Another word for taking a huge dump.

Larry the Cable Guy: Health Insepector:

Hold on a sec, I gotta go take the browns to the superbowl.

by Sypth September 26, 2006