Pooh Bear Syndrome

when you get really tired after eating a large meal.

there was so much food last night, i got major pooh bear syndrome. i slept for 18 hours!

by katsickle May 28, 2009

Max Keeble Syndrome

When an individual knows they are moving to another town or city, and thus begins acting in a uninhibited manner with disregard for future consequences .

Based on the plot of the 2001 film "Max Keeble's Big Move"

Dude , ever since Victor found out he's moving to Mexico he's been hollering at all the bitches. I think he got Max Keeble syndrome.

by gidzilla June 15, 2017

Fan girl syndrome

When you are such a big fan of someone, and you obsess over them so much that you are incapable of talking to them like a real person. You see them as a celebrity and that they are better than you, even though they are most likely close to your age. You can’t stop fangirling over them no matter what you do.

“Omg he’s so cool and talented I wish I could talk to him” “You can, you literally go to the same school. I think you’re becoming a victim of fan girl syndrome.”

by eyeswoaface4838 April 21, 2023

Itchy anus syndrome

The feeling you get when you take a shit that requires a lot of wiping only to realize that it wasn't quite good enough, thus the itchyness of the anus,or itchy anus syndrome (IAS).

I took me a good shit earlier, but after walking a bit I realize I've developed a case of itchy anus syndrome (IAS.)

by Elmo Blatch April 22, 2017

Cuntal Tunnel Syndrome

Pain in a woman's wrist caused by excessive self-stimulation.

Been tickling my taco so much, I think I'm getting Cuntal Tunnel Syndrome!

by bigwayne August 17, 2014

Dead lighter syndrome

When your "lighter" is dead af and there is not a "store" open to go get one even if you had a ride. So you want to smoke do badly but there's no possible way no "lighter" no stove or toaster either therefore your left a with DEAD LIGHTER SYNDROME.

THAT GUY YEAH THAT GUY HE HAS DEAD LIGHTER SYNDROME HAVE HE AIN'T SMOKING NOTHING!

by Snowflakebaby February 26, 2018

Miley Cyrus Syndrome

Miley Cyrus Syndrome, or MCS for short, is an affliction whereby males mistakenly believe that a female is attractive based on her accomplishments or social status, despite her hideous appearance.

For the female version of MCS, see Michael Phelps Syndrome.

Geoff: Wow, Jenna Fischer is so hot.
Brad: No, you just think she's hot because she's on The Office.
Geoff: But she's so cute.
Brad: Are you kidding? She's not really even tappable. You've clearly got Miley Cyrus Syndrome.
Geoff: Whatever. What time is Grey's on tomorrow?

by BBC_Entertainment March 13, 2009