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Potted meat

When your having sex and she too fat to make to bathroom
She gave me potted meat one night after tacos
by Pupper Dog March 22, 2023
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Meat hook shimmy

A hand dance performed by a few sound blokes. Made in St Helens, it made its way over to the states and was absolutely raped in Miami. It will now diverge its was across the world to make itself known on a greater scale. The shimmy involves finding an NPC and dancing around them with your hands in the air. It may result in your phone being hurled across a room or you being physically removed from existence.
“Crowley is over there meat hook shimmying again”

“Shalalalalala ohhh meat hook shimmy”

“You won’t meat hook them birds over there will you, Bull?”

“We meat hook shimmy’d every cunt in the gaff”
by Pussy John March 21, 2023
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beat my meat casandra

DONT TEST MAN MAN HAS GOT CREW HE WILL SHANK YOU DOWN
by buttmuncherxo December 12, 2019
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Meat

1: Flesh of an animal (especially a mammal) used as food.
2: A penis.
1: Delicious, meat!
2: Delicious, meat!
by the random. October 14, 2021
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Meat dildo

Meat dildo: noun; a penis, dick, cock, wood, shlong.

When someone is called as a meat dildo it means that they have a nice piece of meat in their pants waiting for someone to unpackaged his meat dildo and get fucked.
her: "hey, can you be my meat dildo?"
Him: "Sure, come get it while its still fresh"
by Fhsbridnw July 2, 2023
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Meat Flower

a sexual position in which a male will take an apple cutter and slice down the middle of his cock
James: after trying the meat flower bc my dad had to drive me to the hospital

Jacob: wow! how bad are the scars?
by bokchoychunghs October 28, 2019
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meat submarine

What has lots of rows of teeth, eats anything it can find floating in the ocean and consists of massive chunks of meat when blown up by a scuba tank and a rifle. Sharks, sharks do.
We cut open that meat submarine and there was a license plate from Maine, a tire and half a man.
by talusanpurer June 25, 2016
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