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Chocolate boy summer

The celebration of all the chocolate boys for 2021
by KAIISGOD June 25, 2021
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Chocolate Drip

The after effects of eating ass; the result of a very sloppy, drunk ass-eating
I didn’t realize what happened last night until u saw the chocolate drip on my mattress this morning.
by Assmonkey19 June 25, 2021
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Chocolate Icecream

When you take a shit and it goes all over your ass cheeks.
Fuck, I'm having chocolate icecream
by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 26, 2021
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chocolate banana creampie

shoving banana up the ass but waking up in an ambulance. banana flows out of ass like a creampie
I heard that John had a severe case of chocolate banana creampie. the surgeon thought the banana was ripe, but I don't think so
by breadbaker69xd July 6, 2021
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Bag of chocolate

A bag of chocolate means when a guy doesn't wash his ass, and blames it on chocolate. Mainly Women would use this term to a guy who doesn't wash his ass or wipe well.
Women: "Honey what's this brown stuff on the bed?"
Man: "Um. . . A piece of chocolate probably fell from the bag of chocolate. . ."
by Creamsoda69 July 6, 2021
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Chocolate

a. Other tangy candies
Sour patch kids have tons of very unhealthy dyes and colors. Smarties are fake sweetarts. Laffy Taffy doesn't even count. And nobodies ever heard of Tangy Zangies before. Even as I was writing this, my grammar checker didn’t think that was a word.

b. Chocolate
- The downsides of Nestlé, mars, and Hershey's chocolates can really linger. Each "fun size" bar provides 300 calories and fourteen grams of fat. And you'll get 8.5 grams of sugar from the crunchy yet sticky center, which is also likely to get stuck in your teeth. These companies committed to removing all artificial colors and flavorings from their chocolate products by the end of 2015, and apparently they're not big on keeping promises. The bars contain a list of artificial ingredients, such as TBHQ and citric acid. But the worst is yet to come, more than 40% of all chocolate these big guru's use is harvested with forced child labor in the ivory coast. SweeTarts use absolutely 0 slavery in their production.

c. Everything else

Gummies are lots worse than sweetarts, and don't release nearly as many healthy chemicals. In fact, when asked about it, 88% of respondents said that SweeTarts were the most enjoyable and tasty candies there were.
Chocolate is interesting
by TheZestyPepperoni July 7, 2021
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chocolate-sauce pie

The act of smearing diarrhea on the breasts and vagina of a woman during intercourse.
mark: i gave becky the chocolate-sauce pie when she was passed out drunk last night.
by i have 25 anuses July 9, 2021
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