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THOSE Urban Dictionary Users 

The people on urban Dictionary that has to make every word in existence something sexual instead of just giving its actual definition
Person 1: *makes an Urban Dictionary definition*
"The" - when you cum so hard that you're about to explode and get cum all over you because you edged so hard 🥵

Person 2: dude you're one of THOSE Urban Dictionary Users aren't you because I don't think that's what "the" means

Stupid urban dictionary 

What you say when you type in a well known phrase or word and Urban dictionary doesn't have it
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "There are no definitions for (insert word)"
"Stupid urban dictionary, doesn't even have my word"

Evil Urban Dictionary 

The place to go to when you don't want any definitions for any words. It also sells you test tubes instead of mugs.
"Hey man, I went over to Evil Urban Dictionary and saw nothing interesting, but I got these test tubes!"

Keith Urban Dictionary 

A playful term referring to a collection of definitions or phrases related to the country music star Keith Urban, often showcasing his lyrics, style, or humorous fan interpretations.
Whenever I want to find a clever quote from Keith Urban, I just check the Keith Urban Dictionary for some fan-made definitions and song references.

The middle of the Urban Dictionary 

The Center of the Urban Dictionary, where as long as people write more posts, sooner or later every definition will be in the exact center of the Urban Dictionary one day. As long as definitions aren't rejected.
"I can't wait until my definition makes it to the middle of the Urban Dictionary! Oh wait, it got rejected :("

editors of urban dictionary 

People who take forever to accept or deny your definitions because they're so busy scratching their butts in their momma's basement. Either they take over a year to read and accept them or they won't read them at all and will forget their existence.
Editors of urban dictionary should get fired jk lol accept my definitions you bitches