dick cast

After a man ejaculates the penis is tenderly wrapped in toilet paper in an effort to prevent leakage.

Hey John, is that your dick cast on the floor, get it off my hardwood ya jerk.

by rustledjummies March 8, 2015

Twig Dick

Having a penis the shape of a stick, long and broken, always hard always poking.

Hey isnt that Kievin?
Yeah, Miranda was talking about his twig dick.

by ObamasPenis March 29, 2015

Dick on a douche

A dick hoe nigga, (a.k.a. stepdad) that is a douche bag.

My dick on a douche wants to get a divorce from my mom.

by Bad.bitch.not.a.hoe April 20, 2015

dick cole

Anyone whos name is Cole, but is the most upmost dick-hole looking and acting person that this prestigious name is given to them.

God Jim, your friend Cole is acting like a fucking Dick Cole

by Assfuckertitsmcgee May 6, 2015

dick in the sauce

When you're trying to get your dick Wet.

Man I'm trying to get "dick in the sauce".

by WhipstarMari May 6, 2015

dick nibbler

One who nibbles dicks.

Harvey Milk paved the way for gay rights and dick nibblers everywhere! Now you can nibble dicks and be a school teacher, a daycare assistant, and a babysitter!

by Some Guy Who Is Some Guy May 18, 2015

Dick Skipper

Originally coined by comedian Doug Benson, "dick skipping" is generally referring to masseuses that don't give happy endings. "Dick skippers" can also be used to describe lazy or slapdash people or things.

"That masseuse was a real dick skipper" -Doug Benson

"The blacks are a bunch of dick skipping hoes, I'm not racist I'm just speaking the truth" -Bill O'Reilly

by SEXMUFFIN-987654321987654321 May 24, 2015