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Bro

"bro" does not have a gender. Anyone can call you "bro".

You will be called "bro" by people who are interested in you because it's 2023.
People who say "bro" are cool

"bro" is a cool word

"bro" should be your favorite word
Person 1: Yo what's up bro?
Person 2: Everything's good bro how are u?
by uR MOTHERS DDOG February 25, 2023
mugGet the Bromug.

bros before hoes

^ what to say when your broski refuses to go shopping after school with you and instead goes to get her ass pounded by her bowl cut boyfriend.
it is apparent that ka ching fu does not understand this term
"bros before hoes" i uttered quietly as she was begrudgingly pulled out of the train.
she mumbled a pathetic "sorry..." before proceeding to receive a multitude of forehead hickies
by sussybaka6969420 October 30, 2022
mugGet the bros before hoesmug.

Bro-ditus

A type of brain damage resulting in being around a certain dum dum named " Broden. "
I am suffering from a bad case of the Bro-ditus.
by gregory III October 2, 2023
mugGet the Bro-ditusmug.

Brown Belt Bro

A highly sycophantic, meathead-turned-pseudointellectual dickwad who listens to Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, and/or Jordan Peterson. Possibly even started their own podcast, does Brazilian karate to compensate for their lack of personality, heavily into gym culture, tried psychadelics a couple times because they "heard about it on Rogan", either does standup comedy or is heavily into it, typically simps for Putin, forms their entire belief system and view of the world based on whatever they heard some guest on Joe Rogan say, considers themselves a free-thinker but lack the self-awareness and critical thinking skills to realize they are actually in a cult-like echo chamber much like the normies they believe they are better than. In 10-20 years, they will become a laughing stock when people look back on the 2020s, much like Valley Girls in the 1980's, or Emo Kids in the 2000's.
Kevin thinks he’s a deep thinker just because he shows up to jiu-jitsu twice a week, gets tapped out by teenagers, and listens to three-hour podcasts about ‘modern masculinity.’ Classic Brown Belt Bro delusion.
by PrimaryRefrigerator February 16, 2025
mugGet the Brown Belt Bromug.

NinjagoSUPERSIGMA BRO

A Ninjago super fan that Loves it to death better then one piece
My friend is a NinjagoSUPERSIGMA BRO
by JoJo steel ball run is PEAK September 20, 2023
mugGet the NinjagoSUPERSIGMA BROmug.

Bro hoe

A dude your boyfriend likes to hang out with more than you. They play video games together for hours a day and have more inside jokes than you will ever know or understand. Basically a guy that is dating your boyfriend.
Friend: Where's your boyfriend?
You: Hanging out with his bro hoe playing Tarkov.
by quieromuchotacobell August 28, 2020
mugGet the Bro hoemug.

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