cakes and candles

The manly way to say “Happy Birthday.”

Cakes and candles my brother.

by Kingmrxrash April 28, 2024

dusty crab cake

Where you throw dust into her ass then eat it.

Bro I gave this girl the Dusty Crab Cake

by Jack McFuck Nut June 8, 2016

Cream cake

A creampie into preferably a woman’s buttocks

I gave her pleaseure, my cream cake was superior.

by Monbernhd December 5, 2021

bot cake

A store bought cake made by machines not human hand.
Typically dry and bland.

Not to be confused with the cake mix you can buy in a box like betty crocker.

Bot cake Example: Mccain Deep'n Delicious

by Dangitbilly November 1, 2013

Cake

Kilogramme of Cocaine

“I'm not a gangster, just a businessman. And my commodity happens to be cake.”

by Souslinferno January 20, 2021

prune cake

The sight of a large number of scrotums

Suddenly they were all on top of her, and it looked like prune cake for a while.

by Sunsweet October 19, 2010

Chocolate cake batter surprise

When you are baking a cake and run out of chocolate and decide to use your diarrhea as a substitute, but you don’t tell anyone and it is a surprise

He had a chocolate cake batter surprise after eating his friend’s cake. He ended up shitting it out the next day and making his own version of it.

by FireFuego May 20, 2025