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California Super Suck

When you receive head so f***ing good, that by the time it's over; 25 years have passed & you're on the streets begging for money to satisfy your crack habit. (Like the majority of the homeless in L.A.)
Nick: Damn dude, I haven't felt anything that amazing since we pretended to be suicide-bombers that one time!
Vinny: No, shit? Sounds like she almost gave you that California Super Suck!
Nick: Damn near, I knew I was in trouble when I started getting light headed & I was getting weird wiffs of crack.
by Mr_Blue_Pants November 21, 2024
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Super Bitch

by JakeAttril123 November 22, 2024
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Super girlfriend

The middle ground between a girlfriend and a fiancé. You don’t want to propose yet but you know she needs some reassurance to stick around.
I know you want a ring, but what about being my super girlfriend in the mean time
by Snugglesfucks November 26, 2024
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Super jaundice

When the male rectum and crotch area turn very yellow and grow pimples that contain sperm and piss from having sex with Sexy Asian men
"Bro I just found out I have Super Jaundice and I got it from having sex with my Asian boyfriend"
by Gyattiel November 28, 2024
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Super-Hieroglyphics

su·per-hy·ero·glyph·ics | \ ˈsü-pər-ˌhī-rō-ˈgli-fiks \
A revolutionary symbolic language system, integrating multidimensional meanings—emotional, cultural, philosophical, and mathematical—encoded to communicate complex ideas with hyper-efficiency.

A theoretical construct in artificial intelligence and cultural evolution, wherein symbols, inspired by the layered structure of memes and ancient hieroglyphs, serve as universal carriers of knowledge and progress.
Super-hieroglyphics are the memetic building blocks of all cyborg children.
by SourceMF November 30, 2024
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super fundamentalist Christian church

What Kevinjthorton (a YouTuber) went to before he was fully gay
A super fundamentalist Christian church isJust a Christian church that needs money.
by Biemeret_Bro5 December 4, 2024
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Ultra Mega Super Ultimate KooKoo Crazy Ballistic Nigga

A nigga who's niggardry is so powerful that not even Uncle Ruckus can exorcise the nigganess out of said nigga.
The vile nigga in question holds such malice and pure hatred, that if you were to oppose the nigga he would go out of his way to fuck up your whole bloodline’s lives for generations a thousand fold. There is no whip too long nor belt too firm that can beat the ghoulish amount of nigganess out of the nigga. The only thing strong enough to un-ultramegasuperultimatekookoocrazyballisticniggify the nigga who has fell nictim (nigga victim) to such an absurd amount of niggardry is to force the nigga gorge upon a mountain of bland ass mashed potato, so that the inner white person inside the abhorrent nigga’s soul may break free, and put an end to such niggarous tyranny.
BREAKING NEWS: THE ULTRA MEGA SUPER ULTIMATE KOOKOO CRAZY BALLISTIC NIGGA HAS BROKEN FREE FROM HIS CELL!
EVERYBODY GET TO STEPPIN OR WERE ALL FUCKED”

Nigga 1: SHIT NIGGA WERE DOOMED”

Nigga 2: “GET THE FUCK IN THE CAR BEFORE HE GETS HERE”

Ultra Mega Super Ultimate KooKoo Crazy Ballistic Nigga: *sitting in the backseat of they car whilst bashing to fortnite feet*
by Fagneto December 9, 2024
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