When two moms pass each other and each mom overtly looks at the other’s baby to see which baby is cuter. Usually, followed directly by a comment to a spouse, friend, or the baby (as a last resort) about how pretty her own baby is or a back-handed comment about the other child.
I mom-pared little Jessica with Judy’s daughter, Amanda. Poor Amanda has her mother's deep creepy eyes.
by Kivelin January 9, 2018
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English teacher: where did everyone get their Hawaiian shirts for spirit week
ALMOST entire class- my dad gave it to me
Nate- *looks down at nike shirt crying*
Noah- Wearing same sweatshirt again. I like Nate's momS.
ALMOST entire class- my dad gave it to me
Nate- *looks down at nike shirt crying*
Noah- Wearing same sweatshirt again. I like Nate's momS.
by Yert_Yert_Yert May 2, 2018
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A Mother that displays chronic narcissistic traits. A Cobra Mom will bite with a venomous poison that consists of verbal, mental, physical ,and emotional abuse towards their targeted child. The Cobra Mom will also see their child as their source of supply and will bite a child until the child becomes the golden child or the scapegoat.
I did everything my Cobra Mom ask me to and I can't please her no matter what I do. She always expects me to respond to her every call. I feel like I never get have my own identity because she insists on giving me one. My Cobra is so controlling and talks to me condescendingly. She gets so jelly when I outshine her.
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