by Superwamen March 11, 2021
Get the my little pebblemug. A little hobbit is a petite and effeminate sissy manlet with particularly hairy feet, which the microscopically minuscule midget monstrosity embarrassingly encases in a wide variety of fabulously fashionable facsimiles of Todd Howard's high heels, before befittingly donning an Oompa Loompa costume and waddling off to attend the traditional, weekly dwarven Manlet Monday celebrations. After being subsequently and inevitably stopped short and arrested on the way back to his hobbit-hole by the ever-watchful Manlet Detection Agency, the silly, little hobbit Homunculus is then briefly incarcerated in the nearest manlet pit before being put on trial in a Children's Court for his recklessly delusional role in fomenting a microscopic manlet uprising and then later enthusiastically embracing his natural role as a prison wife manlet by henceforth submissively serving his toweringly dominant, superlatively superior, supremely self-assured, magnificent manmore prison war daddy. Manlets, when will they learn?
Pickup artist manlet: Hey there sweetcheeks, if you'll let me dry-hump your leg for five seconds, then you can move in with me into the doghouse in my mother's backyard that I share with her chihuahua and every night I'll dance a merry jig for you before I suck on your high heels - what do you say? Miriam: Yuck! I almost stepped on a murloc manlet! Choke on your squeaky-voiced manletspeak and stay far away from me, you dwarfishly diminutive runt of a Stalinesquely stunted, little hobbit, effeminate Ewok, sissy manlet abomination! I don't want no short people 'round here.
by ManletDepreciator October 14, 2024
Get the Little Hobbitmug. by birdcake January 10, 2022
Get the very special little boymug. by Max Edo September 7, 2018
Get the Little Armsmug. Once your parents realized they were gonna be stuck with you for 18 years they tried for another.
That's your younger brother, he is always annoying you and seems to take pleasure in blaming you for things and making up fights altogether.
Once in a while, you might have actual fun with him but most of the time he just walks into your room without knocking.
That's your younger brother, he is always annoying you and seems to take pleasure in blaming you for things and making up fights altogether.
Once in a while, you might have actual fun with him but most of the time he just walks into your room without knocking.
Person 1: Bro I think my little brother is jerking off on the toilet.
Person 2: What? How do you know?
Person 1: There is always jizz fucking running down the toilet seat, he's a fucking idiot.
Person 2: What? How do you know?
Person 1: There is always jizz fucking running down the toilet seat, he's a fucking idiot.
by thathandleisusedalready June 10, 2020
Get the Little Brothermug. Something a rat likes as much as a big ole pile of garbage, it really doesn't matter to a rat how much garbage is in the pile. They're as happy as a pig in a pile of shit with their garbage, they disregard how nasty it really is.
by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021
Get the Little ole pile of garbagemug. by Mr. Cornelious III December 4, 2019
Get the Little jerk chickenmug.