The Bro-Hater Index

The more you and a friend hate on each other is directly proportional to how close the two individuals are

Paul and I take potshots at each other on the daily but there isn’t anything that we wouldn’t do for each other. That places our relationship super high on the bro-hater index

by Chewbaccabuddy December 30, 2024

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Bro-friend

When a girls brother and boyfriends become friends, simply from being close with said girl.

John: yo u dating my sister
Marcus: yea
John: ok cool ig were Bro-friends
Marcus: dafuq does that mean

by ff69 April 27, 2024

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In simple terms: A Bro Scientist is someone who is asked for advice on broscience. The gym conversation of advice on how to workout, get results, etc. Sometimes they are right, but often times they are not. The term is often used as a light joke as a knowing nod that this type of advice is not always helpful.

A couple of my buddies just started working out and come to me and some other lifters (bro scientists) for advice.

by js1975 September 1, 2020

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'99 bro

A guy that was between 18-23 in 1999 and was an absolute tool then and still is. Ex: every dude at Woodstock 99.

He's a '99 bro.

by AJTT December 4, 2022

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bro brawl

When two bros willingly and agreeingly engage in an argumentative intoxicated settlement involving physical contact.

Bro: ey brah you wanna get in a bro brawl
Brah: bro, lets get some drugs or else it's not a bro brawl
Bro: I willingly agree to get involved in this argumentative intoxicated settlement involving physical contact.
Brah: I concur.

by John clark March 12, 2014

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Bro in the Know

Someone privy to the same secrets as you are; a fellow initiate.

If you're looking for good herbs, I've been out of that business for a long time. But that doesn't mean I can't help you... let me call my Bro in the Know.

by JohnnyApocalypse May 15, 2014

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