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strike and slap

An advanced sales technique used by experienced salespeople. When a customer is being an idiot, the salesman will strike the table loudly with his hands to get the customer's attention. As the customer looks up find out what just happened, a forceful SLAP to the face from the salesman is the final finishing move. When used, this technique asserts dominance.
Hey bro. I had to break out the Ole strike and slap on that idiot.
by Love Stinks January 5, 2024
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Slap ass day

lets slap some asses today because it’s slap ass day
by Slap ass man October 21, 2019
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Bitch Slap

When a bitch slaps you.
A girl came up to me and slapped me. At that moment I decided I would call it a "bitch Slap."
by Doo_Doo_Fart November 30, 2019
mugGet the Bitch Slapmug.

slap factor

The overwhelming desire to engage in slapology. The level of desire to use slappyness to rectify another human's existence.
My slap factor raises exponentially when exposed to perky bitches.
by SlapFactorAllTheBitches October 12, 2022
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The slaps

That old lady’s been on the slaps all day
by Tippytoppy September 13, 2022
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Bitch Slap

To smack/slap someone in the face with the back of your hand in a whip like manner.
"Damn, that girl got bitch slaped"
"Girl, I'm gonna bitch slap you so hard, you are gonna look like your mamma."
by Dun Bos May 22, 2014
mugGet the Bitch Slapmug.

Sun slapped

When the sun burns you so bad that you can see every out line of your bathing suit. (A more dramatic outcome of a sun kiss)
Forget getting sun kissed, look at my back! I got sun slapped!
by itsyagurljos May 20, 2018
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