An advanced sales technique used by experienced salespeople. When a customer is being an idiot, the salesman will strike the table loudly with his hands to get the customer's attention. As the customer looks up find out what just happened, a forceful SLAP to the face from the salesman is the final finishing move. When used, this technique asserts dominance.
by Love Stinks January 5, 2024

by Slap ass man October 21, 2019

by Doo_Doo_Fart November 30, 2019

The overwhelming desire to engage in slapology. The level of desire to use slappyness to rectify another human's existence.
by SlapFactorAllTheBitches October 12, 2022

by Tippytoppy September 13, 2022

"Damn, that girl got bitch slaped"
"Girl, I'm gonna bitch slap you so hard, you are gonna look like your mamma."
"Girl, I'm gonna bitch slap you so hard, you are gonna look like your mamma."
by Dun Bos May 22, 2014

When the sun burns you so bad that you can see every out line of your bathing suit. (A more dramatic outcome of a sun kiss)
by itsyagurljos May 20, 2018
