Poop

Dookey

Yo i had a poop for brunch

by Terry cruiser April 13, 2019

Pooped the Tiger

When an obscure dream becomes reality. Much like a Deja Vu, but specifically when a real dream comes to fruition in real life.

Whoa - last night I dreamed that I pooped a tiger...and wouldn’t you know it, today, I actually pooped a tiger.

Or:

Bro, that I dreamt last night I’d get in a car crash, and today I crashed my car. I totally pooped the tiger.

(See tiger-tail)

by Furious Qurious April 16, 2019

Poop lazy

When a person is so insanely lazy that they are even too lazy to poop and make someone else fuck the poop out of their anus.

Steve: Are you really too lazy to poop yourself?
Jordan: Yeah, just fuck it out again. I am poop lazy.

by Sikstienajn April 17, 2019

Poop Voyage

When ever your shit don't get flushed because it is too big, and you grab a big chunk of toilet paper and give it a little push to its destination.

That food that we'd eten last night, really made me need to Poop Voyage that shit.

by xX_Master_Baiter_Xx April 20, 2019

Poop

The brown stuff that destroyed the toilet.

I was taking a poop then the toilet stopped working all of the sudden.

by BioBot420$ April 30, 2019

poop juice

chocolate milk

i like drinking poop juice

by thisisntfrost May 5, 2019

poop slipper

When you step in such an enormous pile that it squishes up through your toes and wraps around your foot thus forming the poop slipper

Bill was just having a nice barefooted walk in the grass and stepped in such a monster pile of dogshit he got a poop slipper

by Massman and Big Daddy Boose May 11, 2019