tits in the river

i’m in there like swimwear

“My nipples are so hard they’re like tits in the river.”

by myCOCKadoodle May 7, 2021

Bitch Tits

Used for an array of meanings between people who are well acquainted / taking the piss of one another

Example one : When someone is whining and bitching like an upset girl ( any age ) or a child
Example two : Greeting someone close / The person who is known to complain a lot in general

Example One : " You really are whining like a cow aren't you, Bitch Tits"
Example Two : " Sup Bitch Tits"

by ChefHeinzy June 10, 2024

Tit

A family of small birds native to Europe.

Tits are my favourite birds.

by WjwheyATEBJJEYE7K March 31, 2020

Tit

A bird.

Guy: ay look at them titties
Other guy: yea they are so cute

by Stupid Af July 6, 2021

Crispy tits

When your tit's (boobs) get sunburned and turn crispy after a while and red

Wow I have crispy tits from going to the beach

by Brookis1999 September 23, 2015

Cum-Tit

A word used when you are dying of a stroke and dont know what to say

Grandpa: *falls over cuz of stroke"
Grandson: "That aint right gramps. Are you ok?"
Grampa: Cum-Tit

by Obama's Coochie October 13, 2019

Tits

The sexiest body part of a woman. They come in all different sizes and are very jiggly!!

"I want to be smothered by these tits!"

by Shrekfan1986 September 19, 2022